2. Children born to women with wider hips are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer, less curvy mothers. (source)
3. Big butts are stress relievers. It's like a stress-ball, but so much better. Grab your butt the next time you're stressed out. You can't even be upset.
4. They fill out a pair of Wunder Unders like no ones business.
5. You can squat. All the weights.
6. You can sit on almost anything, anywhere. It's like a built-in cushion.
7. Getting people to move on the train, in the movie theatre, is no problem. Back that thing up and make way.
8. Everyone wants to touch it.
Dedicated to all my friends with a little more junk in the trunk. Happy Squatting!